Divorce Me C.O.D.By Carl Smith C D7 I just bought me a great long ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 p m G7 C So you can call your secret love and break the news to him. D7 You talked your little romance but on the strict Q T F C A7 D7 G7 C C7 so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D. F C I won't be round, to hear you cry D7 G7 I'm Texas bound, and bye and bye. C D7 You can reach me down in Dallas, general delivery F C A7 D7 G7 C so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D. D7 Theres gonna come a day gall, when you'll be feeling blue G7 C You'll find you can't pay your bills with a little 'ole I.O.U. D7 This dynamite you're messing with, may be T.N.T. F C A7 D7 G7 C C7 so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D. F C No need to fall, down on your knees D7 G7 Cause I know all, my A.B.C'S C D7 I aint no college professor, aint got no P.H.D. F C A7 D7 G7 C so if you want your freedom, p.d.q. Divorce me C.O.D.